joke #2

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, “Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?”
“Why do you want me [...]

joke #1

paris hilton was so angry at her 45 day sentence, she demanded it be reduced to 6 months…. =P
 hope that was remotly funny,
cheers.